Ah yes, Warm Custard (VT) — Vape Train’s comforting answer to the age-old question: What if your vape felt like a warm hug from a chubby pastry chef? This one doesn’t come in cold or stiff. It comes in hot, thick, and full of custardy goodness. But is it rich enough to stand out, or just another bowl of bland pudding? The Old Goat got cozy with it, and here’s the verdict.
Warm Custard by Vape Train Australia (VT)
Review Date: July 7, 2025
Tested at: 2%
🔬 Testing Setup
RDA: Hellvape Hellbeast
Coils: Dual Old Goat alien coils @ 0.1 ohm
Wattage: 60W
Wick: Fresh OneCloud cotton
Steep Time: 10 days
Base Ratio: 70VG/30PG
Nicotine: 3 mg/ml
🐐 Aroma (Raw Sniff)
Thick vanilla custard with an eggy backbone. Smells like the inside of a bakery on a rainy morning — sweet, warm, and slightly decadent. No weird notes — just pudding vibes all around.
Flavour Profile (In Vape)
Inhale: Rich and eggy, with vanilla peeking through early. It’s thick right from the start, like real cooked custard.
Exhale: The warmth kicks in here — not spicy, but a mellow heat that gives the whole thing that fresh-from-the-oven vibe. Creamy, dense, and slightly buttery without being greasy.
Aftertaste: Smooth vanilla egg custard with just a touch of richness that lingers pleasantly.
Sweetness: Medium
Off-notes: Slightly sulfury if pushed too high or understeeped, but settles nicely with time.
Mouthfeel: Thick, creamy, warm. Almost chewable.
Label Accuracy:
It says warm custard, and it means it. This isn’t a flan. It’s not a custard tart. It’s a proper warm bowl of creamy, eggy vanilla custard — and it nails that comfort factor.
Accuracy Rating: 9/10
Standalone Usability:
Totally vapeable on its own, especially if you enjoy rich, custard-forward profiles. But it really comes alive in a mix.
Standalone Rating: 7.5/10
Mixing Versatility:
A secret weapon in dessert blends. Great for layering with bakery, fruit, or tobacco. It adds warmth and body without that plasticky note some custards have. Try it with Alpine Strawberry (FLV) or Brown Sugar (TFA) for a winter dessert that'll warm your soul (and your coils).
Versatility Rating: 9.5/10
🐐 Overall Goat Score:
9/10
Warm Custard (VT) is the Old Goat’s custard of choice when things get chilly — thick, rich, and ready to cuddle your tongue. If your mix feels cold and lonely, a splash of this’ll tuck it in.
Got a sweet tooth and a custard craving? Trot on over to thevapeworkshop.com for more steamy flavour breakdowns, straight from the Goat’s own mixing cave.
